A MAN with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looked over his papers and said: “This is phenomenal, you’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought.
“However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry — we can’t hire you.”
“But wait,” the man said — “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!”
“Really? Great! Show me now!”
The applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling-out all sorts of condoms; red, blue, ribbed and flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he found a packet of aspirin. He ripped it open, swallowed the pills, and ceased winking.
“Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country.”
“Womanising? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man.”
“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?” asked the interviewer.
“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?”