TWO NUNS were ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about the instructions, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip-off their habits, and paint naked.
In the middle of the project, there’s a knock at the door.
“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.
“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room.
They open the door: “Nice boobs,” says the man; “where do you want the blinds?”