AFTER RETIRING from a long working life, George went to the social security office to apply for social security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s licence to verify his age.
He searched through his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home.
George apologised, saying it appeared he had left his wallet at home: “I will have to go home and come back later. ”
The unusually helpful officer replied: “Unbutton your shirt. ”
He did what he was asked, revealing a chest of curly silver hair.
She continued: “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and processed the Social Security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She replied with more than a note of sarcasm: “You should have dropped your pants — you might have gotten disability too.”