HILLARY phoned the White House oval office shortly after midnight.
“I need to talk to the President — it’s an emergency!” she exclaimed.
After some cajoling, the President’s assistant agreed to wake him up.
“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled Trump.
“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place,” begged Hillary.
“Well, it’s okay with me if it’s okay with the mortuary,” replied The Trumpster.