A FARMER walked into a local bar, sat down and said to anyone who would listen: “This is a special day; I’m celebrating.”
“What a coincidence,” said a woman sitting adjacent to him. “I’m celebrating too.” They clinked glasses.
“What are you celebrating? I’m a chicken farmer, and for many years all my hens have been infertile — but today they’ve finally become fertile.”
“What a coincidence,” said the woman. “My husband and I have been trying to have a child.
“Today my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant.”
Turning to the farmer, she asked: “And how did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched cocks,” he replied.
“What a coincidence,” she said.