LAST YEAR, I replaced, like, all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient ones, the blonde was telling some friends.
Today, I, like, got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He complained that the work had been completed a year ago, and I still hadn’t, like, paid for them. OMG!
Hellloooo — just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I’m, like, automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year — that these windows would, like, pay for themselves in a year.
Helllooooo? It’s been a year, so they’re, like, paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.