OF COURSE, you heard about Donald Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht?
Well, the Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down, and it just floated in place.
The crew and the security team were scrambling to launch a boat to retrieve it, when Trump waved them off, saying: “Neva mind, boys, al git it.””
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back across the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope’s entourage were speechless. No-one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story.
Their banner headlines read: “TRUMP CAN’T SWIM!”